Havarti was shirtless after his workout this morning, prompting this discussion with 3-year-old BoyWonder.
BoyWonder, looking at Havarti’s chest: You have nursies.
Havarti, setting the record straight: No, boys don’t have nursies.
Me, seizing the teachable moment: Those are called nipples.
BoyWonder, grinning at me: YOU’RE called nipples!
Well, alrighty then.