I’m fairly certain “Savannah Blueberry” wasn’t a flavor of Dum Dums when I was a kid.
I’m also fairly certain that nothing meant to be consumed by human beings (or any other living creature) should be this color.
There’s only one thing that should be that color in a kid.
I’m fairly certain no other parts should be this color.
See, that’s just not right.
That is, until he realizes I just took away the contraband he swiped from his sister’s Valentine’s Day stash.